Tiger Woods was offered a $1 millon strip club endorsement. Many of Tiger‘s endorsement deals have gone down the drain in the wake of his philandering. Well, Scores — a very high class strip joint in New York City — would like to offer the pro golfer $1 million to endorse the establishment and even serve as their new Human Resources Director. Ha! We can’t think of a better fit!

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more Tiger and Scores after the hop…

Jessica Simpson fires off denial letter. Yesterday, Jessica’s name was added to the mix of mistresses Tiger Woods has been keeping on the side. And since Jessica was with Tiger in the summer, at a golf event, of course they were linked! Duh.

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More pictures of Jessica after the protest…

Why would anyone think two stars who had one photo op together hooked up? Oh yeah, it sells tabloids! From Popeater:

CEO of Ungaro resigns over the Lindsay Lohan mess. Lindsay was hired to do a line for the fall fashion week and it bombed. The CEO was Mounir Moufarrige and he left to focus on jewelry and watches. Don’t let Lindsay know, or else she’ll some freebies for getting you to focus on them as thanks!

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More pictures of Lindsay after the walk…

There had been an uproar when Lindsay’s designs bombed and people wondered who’s head was going to roll. Now we know. From the New York Post:

Katie Price turns to psychic over Peter Andre. It seems that Katie truly isn’t over her ex and she consulted an expert to the stars to see if they could ever align again for happiness. I wonder what Peter will say to that!

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More pictures of Katie after the reading…

Apparently the psychic reads the tabloids, because she advised Katie things did not look good. From Ireland Online:

Katie Price has turned to a psychic to help her get back with Peter Andre.

Kim Kardashian does CSI. Kim made the cross from reality TV to network TV and she actually did a decent job on the dark show. What role did she play?

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More pictures of Kim after the slash…

Kim played the girlfriend of someone suspected of or either murdered. Don’t remember, but the blame shifts to her. From Entertainment Weekly:

Jon Gosselin can’t even afford to pay his divorce lawyers now. Since TLC won the injunction against Jon, he cannot make unapproved appearances or anything for payment without approval. You know TLC isn’t going to approve much now!

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More pictures of Jon after the break…

Jon went wild and bought all kinds of expensive stuff for him and then girlfriend Hailey Glassman. Guess he might have to return it now. From the Examiner: