Elin Nordegren might have a Puma deal. Puma also happens to be an arch rival to her husband in limbo Tiger Woods’ Nike. How would that be as a slap in your face!

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More pictures of Elin after the contract…

If Elin does ink the deal, you can imagine that a split is imminent between Tiger and her. Would Nike allow the wife of their biggest paid sponsor to wear a competitor’s name? From TMZ:

Rachel Uchitel was paid big bucks to keep quiet and she is still texting Tiger. Supposedly Rachel was giving a lump sum in the millions of dollars in order to keep her affair details from going public. And she has been in contact with Tiger every day since the affair broke.

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More pictures of Rachel after the message…

Lindsay Lohan is ordered to attend weekly alcohol classes. The judge presiding over Lindsay’s DUI case handed down the ruling yesterday. Lindsay will have to attend the weekly sessions for six months!

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More pictures of Lindsay after the homework…

How will Lindsay manage for six months? You can’t hop a plane to New York and party for a week when you have classes! The judge says via US Magazine:

Kellan Lutz is the new face of Calvin Klein. Twilight hottie Kellan landed a hot new gig where he will try and be a new superhero for the iconic CK underwear images. How many girls are going to swoon over these ads!

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More pictures of Kellan after the whitey tighteys…

Kellan has had a relatively low profile for being a star in one of the hottest movies ever. That’s going to change! From Hollyscoop:

Tiger Woods is on the edge living at a friend’s home. Tiger is taking the chicken route and hiding from the press, his friends and even his sponsors. Tiger is scared of his wife. Ha!

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More Tiger and Elin news after the jump…

It’s almost laughable that Tiger chooses now to be discreet and hide away. Why wasn’t he thinking that three, four or even five years ago when he was stepping out on his wife? According to the NY Post:

So You Think You Can Dance Finale: the winner to be announced tonight. Tonight’s finale will wrap up Season 6 of the show. We don’t know the winner as yet. One thing we know Adam Lambert will behave as he performs on the Finale.

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more photos of the contestants and Adam after the jump…

There are 6 dancers remaining Ashleigh and Ryan Di Lello; Russell Ferguson, Jakob Karr, Kathryn McCormick and Ellenore Scott. Viewers cast their votes last night after the show. The winner will be revealed tonight (Wednesday) and the winner will receive a whooping $250,000 cash prize!