Jake Gyllenhall shed his Mr. Witherspoon image and made several jokes about having sex with Anne Hathaway on Jay Leno last night. Jake is rumored to be splitting with Reese Witherspoon, so of course the media jumped all over these playful assertions (yours truly).

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more Jake and Anne after the hop…

Jake told Leno (via usmagazine.com):

Tiger Woods tells Rachel Uchitel that he loves her in a text message. Oh boy. So, Tiger, how about you tick off your wife AND a mistress or two in the process, huh? Pit the mistresses against each other and see what type of a cat fight comes out. NOT good, Tiger!

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More pictures of Tiger and Rachel after the texts…

Tigerhas sure dug a hole for himself, one that is now surfacing in print in various embarrassing forms. From Radar Online:

Miley Cyrus gets a tattoo. You’ll never guess where the young star got her ink either. Pure, wholesome Miley got it right under her left breast. Yup, you can’t get any classier than that.

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More pictures of Miley in her bikini…

Miley seems to be on vacation a lot. She’s in her bikini and revealing a bit more than skin here…some ink. From US Magazine:

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have a huge fight! The honeymoon definitely appears over with Khloe and Lamarafter their tiff in public. It appears that Khloe is a little bit text crazy and it made Lamar mad.

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More pictures of Khloe and Lamar after the tiff…

I think I side with Lamar though, when you find out what their huge fight was about. Khloe’s cell phone. This is what happened via Radar Online:

Tiger Woods Used Drugs With Rachel Uchitel. The drug Tiger took was Ambien, because supposedly Ambien makes sex better. Who knew these things? Rachel told her friends and her friends are blabbing this news.

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More pictures of Rachel after the snooze…

Ambien is a drug for insomnia. Rachel was telling her friends that Tiger would take one right before and according to the Examiner:

GLAAD backs ABCs decision to ban Adam Lambert from their live New Year’s Eve gig. Jimmy Kimmell is the host, but he had nothing to do with the decision. ABC contacted GLAAD and gave them their reasoning behind the boot for Adam and they agreed.

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More pictures of Adam after the ban…

ABC decided to cancel his gig because he strays from his scripted performances too much for their comfort. Adam kissing men or doing more simulated oral sex could land them several thousands of dollars in fines from the FCC if they aren’t careful. From TMZ: