Casey Johnson of Johnson & Johnson money was recently busted. The heiress to the Johnson and Johnson money was arrested for theft at her ex-girlfriend’s place while she was gone. In case you don’t recognize her, she is a lesbian partner to Courtenay Semal, who was formerly with Lindsay Lohan. And now that the word has leaked, Casey’s messy details are coming out as well.

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More pictures of Casey after the crash…

Jon Gosselin was barred from making any Super Bowl commercials by TLC. Jon supposedly was asked by two different corporations to star in their commercial spots specifically designed for him, but alas, we were saved TLC said no.

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Jon goes to court next week for the preliminary work on his breach of contract lawsuit. His lawyer – of course – claims TLC is in the wrong. He also says via E! Online:

Tiger Woods’ voicemail to Jaimee Grubbs was released. Now, is it a coincidence that Tiger’s admittance to transgressions only comes out hours after the voicemail – sounding very much like Tiger – was released? (Scroll down to listen to the audio)

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More pictures of Tiger after the beep…

Jaimee was bragging that she had the voicemail and supposedly let co-workers hear it. Tiger asks her to remove her name from the greeting because his wife might (we know she did here) call. From the Huffington Post:

Tiger Woods collided with three things before hitting the tree. Well, three if you aren’t counting whatever Elin went after him with first. The police outline the path of destruction Tiger made and it is pretty impressive for 100 yards or so he was driving. 

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More pictures of Tiger and Elin after the swing…

Tiger backed out of the driveway and scraped in to some bushes, before hitting a curb and driving through some neighbor’s front lawns. That’s not nice! From TMZ:

Tiger Woods regrets his transgressions. Wow – that apology came sooner and faster than expected. It seemed Tiger was going to hole up in his house and hide until this all blew over. He came out – sort of – and admitted he did bad things.

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More pictures of Tiger after the admission…

Tiger released a statement that was vague in places, but telling in others. Via NBC Sports:

Tiger Woods has now been linked to Las Vegas marketing manager Kalika Moquin. Good Lord — they’re multiplying like locusts these mistresses! Tiger will have an entire harem of nightclub managers, waitresses and reality T.V. stars by Friday. Apparently, Tiger ravaged Kalika the weekend of October 23rd when he was staying in Vegas.

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Kalika works in Las Vegas, and appears to be just Tiger‘s mistress-type. Brunette, vaguely exotic-ish, dripping with clothes that look like they could’ve been purchased at Wet Seal or Forever 21.