Tiger Woods is in rehab. A source close to Tiger told X17online.com that the golfer has checked into an upscale (but of course) rehab facility in Arizona. Is this for sex addiction? Or alcohol dependence? What about all those pain pills he was supposedly popping like candy?

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more Tiger after the hop…

Megan Fox was voted the worst actress of 2009 by readers of Moviefone.com. Oh, ouch. Well, not really considering the Transformers’ actress was also voted The Hottest. Makes sense, right? Megan‘s purpose on any movie screen is to wear something skimpy and keep her mouth shut. We’ll second that one.

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Also on the winner’s list? Robert Pattinson (SHOCKING) for sexiest male star and Taylor Lautner for best breakout role. These voters, however, are a fickle bunch seeing as they also ranked New Moon as the “biggest chick flick.” Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen was voted worts movie overall.

Michael Lohan is accused of beating up his girlfriend Erin Muller. Michael Lohan – when he isn’t issuing statements to gossip blogs about Lindsay, or avoiding child support — apparently has a little bit of a domestic violence hobby. Sounds right up his alley.

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more Michael, Erin and CRAZY after the hop…

TMZ.com reported this morning that Michael‘s ex-girlfriend, Erin Muller, filed a police report accusing Michael of tossing her about like a ragdoll. This is a taste of the roster looks like:

Kourtney Kardashian gifted Life and Style magazine with the first baby pictures of her newbown son, Mason. This should shock nobody, Kourtney was perhaps the most vocal and babble-tastic about her pregnancy (aside from Kendra). She and on/off (is he good or bad) boyfriend, Scott Disick posed for the magazine, while she talked about motherhood.

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more Kourtney and Scott after the hop…

Not surprisingly, Kourtney is already fixin’ to warm up that uterus for another kidlet. (via PopEater.com)

Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift split! Taylor and Taylor breaking up is more of an awwww, so sad because they were so cute instead of a what? Taylor and Taylor are only 17 and 20, so they are young and have lots of time to find someone to settle down with.

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More pictures of Taylor and Taylor after the split…

Taylor and Taylor started to become an item after they filmed Valentine’s Day together. Oops. From US Weekly:

Kim Kardashian is being sued over cookies. Not any kind of cookie, but the diet cookies a rival is pushing. Kim made the mistake of bashing the cookie diet – which is a huge rage right now – on her Twitter page and the cookie man is not happy.

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More pictures of Kim after the crumbs…

Kim has tweeted about the cookies before and she has tangles with the founder of the diet before and sued him as well. From TMZ: