Katy Perry and Russell Brand are engaged. Russell was spotted before Christmas shopping for rings and it seems he bought one. He popped the question to Katy over the weekend and reportedly said yes.

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More pictures of Russell and Katy after the ring…

The only snag – apparently Katy doesn’t like the ring. Russell has to go back to the drawing board. From Hollyscoop:

Pete Wentz has a busted face. Pete was caught out with a black eye before Christmas and speculation grew on how he got it. Once he knew the press knew, he took some pictures and posted them on his blog, but he didn’t explain how it happened.

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More pictures of Pete after the smack…

Pete often hates the media getting in his personal life, so it’s no surprise really that he put a multiple choice on his blog. From Pete’s Blog:

Kim Kardashian got peed on by a monkey. Kim went to visit her pal Ashton Kutcher and he had a monkey that was part of a film project. OK, insert your own joke there. Kim got peed on while meeting the monkey, but Ashton got worse.

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More pictures of Kim after the wetness…

Kim has a picture with the monkey on her shoulder – before he went #1! That’s not bad though, since Ashton said via Kim’s blog:

Tiger Woods was out with Rachel Uchitel this weekend. Tiger was reportedly holding hands with his mistress #1 and showing her to parties in Palm Beach. How nice. I bet Elin Nordegren isn’t coming back now!

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More pictures of Tiger and Rachel after the pimp…

I guess true love conquers all. You got the sarcasm, right? From ET Online:

Craziness went down in the Sheen home before cops showed up. Like threats, weapons, booze and more threats. And now the trigger is being released. Brooke told Charlie she wanted a divorce! That’s what set Charlie off, he supposedly pulled a knife, choked her and threatened her not to tell anyone.

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More pictures of Brooke and Charlie after the split…

In the police report, cops did report red marks on Brooke’s neck and a knife was in the locked position in their bedroom. That’s why police arrested Charlie. From TMZ:

Russell Brand recently joked to a reporter that he’d like the world to disappear in 2010. Russell, the notorious partier and playboy, has calmed down and softened his image since shacking up with Katy Perry earlier this year. So much so, that he now claims to want to just live in a “sexual utopia.”

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more Russell and Katy after the hop…

Russell snarked to ContactMusic.com (via OK!):