Pete Wentz has a busted face. Pete was caught out with a black eye before Christmas and speculation grew on how he got it. Once he knew the press knew, he took some pictures and posted them on his blog, but he didn’t explain how it happened.
More pictures of Pete after the smack…
Pete often hates the media getting in his personal life, so it’s no surprise really that he put a multiple choice on his blog. From Pete’s Blog:
My face was badly bludgeoned because….
A) Latenight game of “face jousting” gone horribly right.
B) Called Perez a gay slur.
C) Called Will.I.Am “Perez.”
D) In a Nyquil-induced haze I confused my own reflection with my estranged brother, David Archuletta. Ran into mirror full-speed.
E) I was wasted. You should see the other guy.
G) Realized my sex appeal was getting in the way of my art, like Brad Pitt and Matt Damon.
H) Watched “Fight Club” in like, super hi-def dude.
K) Realized Rollingstone said i was the r. patz of 2005. What year is it now? Im f—–
O) Starring in community theatre retelling of “Edward Scissorhands.”
P) Emo “self” Mutilation.
U) Keep meaning to cut Bronx’s nails.
So, what do you guess happened to Pete’s face? I think none of the above. It definitely looks like his nose is broken, the question is how?
Photos: Bauer Griffin