Heidi Montag (Pratt?) has released a new single called ‘Eat My Panties’ which is lifted from her new album, ‘Superficial.’ We know, we know. We should stop feeding the Speidi beast, but they just make it so easy and we CANNOT resist. But ‘Superficial’ is an apt title. Not surprisingly, Heidi is greased up and forgot her pants on the album cover.

more Heidi and her brilliance after the hop…
If you are at all interested, usmagazine.com printed some of her Nobel Prize-worthy lyrics.
“I brought some treats / I know that you gon love em,” she sings. “Come eat my panties off of me / Do whatever you feel comes naturally.”
The magazine adds that Heidi‘s future award-winning piece of art comes in two versions, drrrty and clean. We’re guessing all her church friends will buy the clean version…
Photos: Fame
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