Jessica Simpson recently farted during a business meeting. The gassy star has been known to have digestive problems that cause her to break wind at inappropriate times. You may ask? Is this news? Yes. Yes, it is. So much is it news that Jessica Simpson farted that it made it on the front page of Usmagazine.com today.

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According to the magazine:

“While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart,” says the insider…”Her mother [Tina Simpson] was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, ‘Jessica!’ The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say.”

I think my favorite part is “the tension was extreme.” It makes the situation sound so dark and ominous.

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