Rachel Uchitel cancels birthday bash. Now, you’ll really laugh when you hear the reason is explained by Rachel’s lawyer Gloria Allred. Rachel was going to be turning 35 and was scheduled to have a party at the 251 club in Palm Beach. Not now!

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Rachel was supposedly not getting paid to host this gig at the club. Right. But it doesn’t matter because it ain’t happening now. From Extra TV:

Tiger Woods rehab photo found! Tiger managed to stay under the radar and out of the camera lens for two whole months. You knew it couldn’t last long though, since there were so many cameras lurking, just trying to capture him!

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Tiger’s people are not happy this photo leaked. Popeater claims they wanted a staged picture of Tiger and his family to help repair his image. Not one of him scruffy, heading out of a duplex going to therapy.

Cori Rist AKA Mistress #6 Hits Italian TV. Cori is trying to squeeze more fame time out of the world and appeared on an Italian talk show to air her side of the story. In her best cleavage baring, short dress and spray tan.

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More pictures of Cori after the blab…

So much for being ashamed and sorry. If someone will pay you, heck, it feels better! Notice the background image on the screen? Yeah, a mean looking Tiger! From the Huffington Post:

Amy Winehouse is off the hook again for an assault charge she pleaded guilty for today in a London court. Amy had a few too many to drink last year and caused a ruckus at a London theatre. She then got violent when the manager attempted to escort her out.

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Lucky for the singer, she won’t face any real punishment other then paying a fine and staying out of the court for two years (via NYDailyNews.com):

So — did Angelina Jolie have an affiar with her teacher? Yes, says InTouchWeekly. Angelina was hot for teacher (who happened to be her dialect coach fro the movie Salt) while she was with Brad and acted on impulse, bedding him in a The Waldorf Astoria in New York City!

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The pair former maid — a woman by the name of Anna — told the magazine that Angelina would meet with her tutor and have a bodyguard watch over the sessions. Once the door shut however, Anna says mayhem ensued (via Celebitchy.com):

Khloe Kardashian was the cuter and most popular Kardashian when they were children. Or so says some source for the newest UsWeekly. This week’s UsWeekly centers around (once again!) that Kardashian family but this time what the clan was like before all the fame.

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Supposedly, Khloe was the main attraction because of her lighter hair and eyes: