Fomer girl next door Holly Madison is getting her own reality show. Geez. Reality shows are just given out willy nilly these days, no? Thankfully, Holly’s show won’t be a “finding love” type of a deal or chronicle of some sort of pregnancy. Rather, Holly Madison‘s show will follow her move to Las Vegas and attempt at becoming Las Vegas’ “first lady.”

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Jessica Simpson says walking in a big-time runway show in Paris almost made her sick. Poor Jessica Simpson has battled self-esteem problems and weight fluctuations throughout her entire time in front of the camera, often lending her up and down body as the target for snarky bloggers and magazine editors.

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All of these nerves caused Simpson to feel so insecure she almost puked while walking in a Paris fashion show last fall. The footage will be used as part of her new docu series, “The Price of Beauty.” She says (via OK!):

Conan O’Brien could leave NBC was early as next week. After being told that his Late Show was to be pushed back to a later slot in order to make up for lost ratings, O’Brien reacted with a kind of spiteful rage that clearly told the network that he wasn’t going to be pushed around.

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Lady Gaga has canceled a string of shows due to exhaustion. Lady Gaga, who claims to have a work ethic so strong that she’s performed while sick with the flu, says paramedics claimed her heartbeat was irregular and advised that she take a few days off and rest.

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Gaga, bless her heart, released a statement to her fans and promised to make up the show:

Michael Lohan has found a new love — ex-Star reporter Kate Major. Eek! We all remember Kate, the reporter who set out to profile Jon Gosselin and was fired when she fell for him, and now she’s rebounded with Michael Lohan of all people! Eek!

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Of course, it didn’t take long for Michael Lohan to yap to RadarOnline.com (his favorite website) about his newest squeeze:

Jessica Biel opened up to Vogue magazine about Justin Timberlake and why she chooses not to talk about her relationship. In the past few months it seems like there’s been a new story every week about how Jessica and Justin are on the rocks. Some reports say they’ve already broken up, he’s cheating on her with Rihanna, they are just friends with benefits, etc. And the list goes on.

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