Madonna’s boyfriend Jesus Luz does Interview magazine! Now this explains what Madonna sees in Jesus. (roar) The 23-year Brazilian model and DJ opens up with Interview. Sorry, Jesus isn’t dishing details of his and Madonna’s relationship but he does talk about himself.  He talks about growing up, how he got his name “Jesus“, living in New York, how he got started modeling…

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more hot Jesus pictures after the jump…

Joey Kovar in sex rehab

Padma Lakshmi‘s baby will have a “classically Indian sanskrit name

Coupled. with guy friends

Taylor Swift gives thanks to January

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Police arresting people carrying three or more condoms.

Victoria Beckham to be a judge on American X Factor? Not a chance!

Lindsay Lohan sex tape rumours

Kerry Washington dying for lesbian lip-lock with Kristin Chenoweth

Conan O’Brien on NBC changing the Olympics

 

Tila Tequila’s publicist dumps her. Tila used Jessica Cohen and it appears she finally had enough. Jessica cut her losses from crazy town and said Tila would need to find someone else to do her PR work.

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More pictures of Tila after the cut…

Tila has had a wild few months. From pregnancies to beat downs to the death of Casey Johnson. That’s a lot to handle. And then there’s the drama! Jessica says via the LA Times:

Paris Hilton’s aunts may infiltrate The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The newest branch of the Housewives franchise begins taping in March and rumors are that Kathy‘s half-sisters, Kyle and Kim Richards, will be cast as two of the privileged and vaguely famous women.

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more Hilton fun after the hop…

Not much is really known about Kyle and Kim other then they are often glossy and pouty, yammering on about The Hiltons for all those E! True Hollywood Stories.

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are not broken up afterall. We know, we know. We reported just yesterday that the two had called it quits, after months of speculation. But according to Page Six, the TimberBiel faux-mance is still on life support.

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more Jessica and Justin after the hop…

Well, actually, nobody knows for real — but the column claims the pair were spotted together in Colorado a few short days after Biel finished her hike up Mt. Kilimanjaro for charity.

Ashley Greene revealed that she almost suffered a mental breakdown. Why? Because the evil media and its incessant poking into her life was slowly causing her to spiral down the rabbit hole of lunacy. Aw. These actors are so fragile.

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more Ashley Greene after the hop…

As ShowbizSpy.com reported, Ashley was (like Miley Cyrus) afraid of being a role model: