Tila Tequila calls 911 as Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips remove Casey Johnson’s dogs. Tila threw a fit because she thought the very old dog of Casey’s was going to be put to sleep. That might have been the original intention, but now the dog will be flown to New York with family.

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More pictures of Tila and Nicky after the leap…

Hanes has suspended Charlie Sheen’s ads. Charlie has been the face of Hanes t-shirts and underwear alongside Michael Jordan for a couple years now. I guess they don’t want Charlie to get his Hanes on someone else!

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More pictures of Charlie after the dump…

Charlie still has CBS standing by his side. They didn’t make him the highest paid TV actor for nothing! From E! Online:

Khloe Kardashian before and after pictures. Khloe, the youngest of the three Kardashian sisters is really hot these days. I think Khloe has evolved quite a bit over the past two, three years. In the past, it used to be just Kim, Kim, Kim now the other two sisters especially Khloe is stealing a lot of the spotlight and headlines…

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more before and after photos of Khloe after the jump…

Taylor Lautner is the higest paid teen actor. As if his Twilight franchise wasn’t enough to get his name out there, Lautner has signed on to co-star with Tom Cruise in a flick that will garner him $7. 5 million. Lautner will play “a gifted, young, aerobatics pilot who faces off with his controlling, billionaire father and falls in love with a gifted, female pilot.”

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more Taylor after the hop…

Paris Hilton is yammering to the press about how she wants to get married again. Paris Hilton has basically told every news outlet in existence that she wants to marry whomever she happens to be photographed with at the moment. We’ve seen her talk about wedding bells with her Greek shipping heirs, Benji Madden, and even that Nick Carter guy.

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more Paris and Doug after the hop…

Miley Cyrus told the February issue of Harper’s Bazaar that she’s fine with being a role model, but not a parent. While Miley has certainly done her fair share of family-oriented projects (Hanna Montana, anyone?), methinks she feels a wave of late teen rebellion approaching and doesn’t want to be held responsible.

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more Miley after the hop…

She told the magazine (via EOnline.com):