Tila Tequila has told the masses she’s leaving Hollywood to become a full-time mother. Tila who has Twittered and blogged incessantly since her faux-fiance, Casey Johnson, died earlier this month broadcasted an ultrasound around the web claiming to be with child.

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While we loath to believe Tila — this is the third time she’s told us about being pregnant — today she promised to leave the limelight to become a full-time mother.

John Edwards and Elizabeth Edwards have officially split. After long speculation that the philandering Edwards fathered Rielle Hunter‘s baby, the one-time presidential candidate admitted to being the infant’s father. The world waited for Elizabeth’s reponse and got it this afternoon — hit the road John!

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North Carolina law requires that couples separate for a year before officially filing for divorce. So today marks the beginning of John and Elizabeth‘s separation. The split comes right before the release of the Edwards‘ tell-all, The Politician, by ex-aide Andrew Young. The AP reports:

Jennifer Aniston has entered the wonderful world of online dating! So much for giving Brad Pitt another go! Sources close to the actress say she’s fed up with dating on the outside and has paid a reported six-figures to get a professional matchmaker. Can you imagine? ‘We’ve found the perfect girl for you — her name’s Jennifer Aniston.’

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But, to be quite honest, six figures is mere chump change for the many times over millionaire, Jennifer Aniston. Says ianundercover.com:

The hit TV show ‘Ugly Betty’ has been canceled. The ABC comedy, which has been on the air since 2006, suffered bad ratings and the network finally decided to pull the plug. Sadness! Will Vanessa Williams ever find a role so suited to her? What about our beloved America Ferrera?

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According to sources at ShowbizSpy.com, the cancellation didn’t come as much of a surprise:

Brooke Mueller is in rehab for smoking crack! Word leaked out that Brooke’s health was in worse condition than we thought last week, but not because of an infection. Brooke was supposedly smoking crack after her oral surgery last week, which is what really caused her to get sick. WTH Brooke?!?

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Multiple sources are confirming that the crack smoking is what bothered Brooke’s tooth, it wasn’t impacted. Then she did develop pneumonia once she was in the hospital. From ET Online:

Jenni Farley AKA J Woww Naked Pictures Being Shopped. One of the female cast members of MTV’s Jersey Shore has nude pictures! I saw this one coming, didn’t you?

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