Millionaire matchmaker Patti Stanger sat down with Poeple magazine and rapped about what advice she would give celebrities having problems in their love lives. Patti is known for her dry wit and non-nonsense attitude toward men (and women alike) who have crazy delusions about love.
more Patti after the hop…
Patti‘s advice for Jessica Simpson:
I really love Jessica. I wish she had met Nick Lachey after 30 — and I think they would have lasted. I think they met way too young and had too much too soon. [I wish] Jessica would take her time and really qualify people instead of jumping into relationships so quickly. She’s got to stop it. You know the way she does a business deal — where her father assesses all the situations before he signs his name on the dotted line? She needs to do the same thing with men — and not give her heart away so quick. She’s misunderstood.
Patti‘s advice for John Mayer:
“John Mayer — he needs to own up to his mistakes because karma’s a bitch, baby. Let me tell you something. He’ll be one of those 45-year-old men still searching for the perfect girl and abusing and using. Then one day, the pee-pee’s going to go limp and Cialis and Viagra ain’t going to help him. I’d put him into singles boot camp right next to Jennifer Aniston. The two of them, I’d like to put into boot camp.”
Photos: Bauer Griffin
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