Victoria Beckham’s face apparently scared away the masses on American Idol last night. Aw, poor Posh. It must be tough. Anyway, the former Spice Girl and current Mrs. David Beckham sat in the judge’s chair last night and while the reviews were mixed on her critiques — the vote was unanimous on her mangled-looking face.

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more Victoria after the hop…

HolyMoly.com had a neat little round-up of all the scathing things bitchy journalists said:

The Los Angeles Times said:”The night’s saddest failure, however, was guest judge Victoria Beckham, who actually made plenty of appealing comments and bonded beautifully with fellow judge Kara DioGuardi but whose gaunt appearance was so off-putting it might have cost her the slot DeGeneres eventually won.”

Another New York publication didn’t bother beating about the bush by adding:

“Her face is just too crazy for the close-up, and she has nothing to add to the commentary. I always thought a British accent made people sound smart but I guess I was wrong.”

Oh, ouch. Thankfully Posh can jet back to her Los Angeles mansion and bathe drown herself in designer clothing and shoes. No need for food or newspaper critiques.

Photos: Bauer Griffin

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