Howard Stern announces Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant! Stern said on his satellite broadcast on Monday that his show is preparing to do a “Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant” and the grand prize is $100,000!

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more Tiger Woods’ mistresses after the jump…

Not too shabby and you would wonder what company would be sponsoring the event. It’s not Nike. It’s AshleyMadison.com, the website which specializes in married dating: “the place for Married Dating.”

Who’s eligible to join the beauty contest? Unfortunately not you and I, only women who have been publicly referred to as alleged mistresses of Woods.

As reports by Fox Boston, Stern had invited Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs, Jamie Jungers, Kalika Moquin, Loredana Jolie, Julie Postle and Holly Sampson among others. The Howard Stern Show staff will not plan to proceed with the pageant unless at least three of the ladies take part in the competition.

During the announcement, Stern offered a judging spot to Tiger’s wife Elin Nordegren. I don’t think Elin would be amused.

According to TMZ, Howard has already announced that he has 4 live mistresses signed up so far as of yesterday. In case you were unaware, Rachel Uchitel allegedly Tiger’s favorite mistress and the first one to be exposed. She can’t participate because of the 7-figure deal she signed with Tiger’s camp to keep quiet about their affair.

But one of Rachel’s friends has allegedly approached Howard’s people asking that a cardboard version of Rachel in various states of dress could compete in the pageant. That’s too funny!

I’ve only uploaded pictures of Rachel here; to see photos of each of every one of Tiger’s exposed mistresses. Click on their names below.

Howard does have some whacky ideas, doesn’t he? Who do you think it’s going to win the pageant? I think a cardboard Rachel can still win!

The women who have so far been named as Tiger’s alleged mistresses: First identified alleged mistress was Rachel Uchitel, the club promoter; then Jaimee Grubbs #2, cocktail waitress ; Kalika Moquin #3, nightclub marketing manager; Jamie Jungersnumber 4, a Las Vegas model; Mindy Lawton number 5, restaurant waitress/manager; Cori Rist number 6, club goer; and Holly Sampson # 7, porn star; # 8, 9, 10 so far are unidentified alleged mistresses, plus # 11 Joslyn James, porn star, Loredana Jolie #12; Julie Postle, cocktail waitress # 13; Theresa Rogers # 14 (click on each name to get details of the alleged mistress)


photos: Bauer Griffin

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