Howard Stern is set to host a beauty pageant for all of Tiger Woods’ mistresses. It’s unclear how many girls on the side Tiger Woods actually had, but Stern has confirmed that four out of the confirmed 13 are set to compete on an upcoming show. The prize is $10,000, sponsored by philandering website AshleyMadison.com, but of course.

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Perhaps our favorite, Rachel Uchitel, unfortunately won’t be able to participate. Seeing as Tiger paid her off to keep her mouth shut, competing in such a contest would contradict the terms of her money contract. Can’t mess with that. The four ladies will all be judged on beauty, talent and personality.

In a low moment of insensitivity, sources say Stern offered a judging position to Tiger‘s long-suffering wife, Elin. No word yet on whether or not she’s taken it.

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