John Mayer opened up to the March issue of Playboy and revealed that Jessica Simpson is fantastic in bed. Color us shocked. Jessica just doesn’t seem to be the type. Honestly. You know whenever John Mayer is given the floor he makes the interview a true honor and peek inside the brain of a complicated and tortured artist. Or womanizer douche. You be the judge.
more John after the hop…
When asked about Jessica Simpson he replied (via Playboy.com):
“And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f*cking snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*ck you, I would start selling all my sh*t just to keep fucking you.’”
Well. Damn. It’s a shame it had to end. John Mayer is a true gentleman, so he also told Playboy that he’s hopped in the sack with plenty of women since his split from Jennifer Aniston but his nether regions only crave white women (interesting). But he does find Kerry Washington hot.
Better go get that Kerry! (No, please don’t.)
Photos: Bauer Griffin
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