Lady Gaga finally discussed being called a hermaphrodite for the March issue of Q magazine. Lady Gaga poses with a strap-on and blasts people for assuming she has male parts due to her low voice and aggressive stage manner. Last year, a rather mean-spirited rumor about Lady Gaga surfaced that she was actually born with both male and female parts. (Gaga’s Q magazine cover photo below)

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more Lady Gaga after the hop…

Victoria Beckham is called vulgar for carrying around expensive purses. Well, she does TONS of money so what should Victoria spend it on? But seeing as how the comment comes from Joan Rivers, the Queen of the Vulgar anyway…

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More pictures of Victoria after the eye roll…

Joan probably has some other beef with Victoria, but she let it out and called it because she has no class. Whatever. From the Daily Star:

Ronaldo gets a statue. Not just a statue statue, but a humongous thing in the city square. Residents weren’t aware of it going in…but since corporate sponsors paid for it…it literally appeared overnight without much fanfare. Ronaldo wasn’t even there for the unveiling.

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More pictures of Ronaldo’s statue after the shock…

This thing is more than life size, it’s ten meters tall! Why? From Goal.com:

Catholic League president slams Elton John over ‘jesus was gay’ comment. If Elton wants to slip quietly in to retirement, this isn’t the way to do it! Talk about pissing off the church…literally!

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More pictures of Elton after the oops…

Elton’s always been flambouyant, but the CL Pres says via Hollywood Gossip:

We’re not sure what’s worse—John’s ignorance or intolerance. In any event, if we thought we could persuade him to issue an apology, we would try. But given his recidivism, we won’t even bother to ask. One thing is clear: someone needs to straighten John out.

Lindsay Lohan says lesbianism was a surprise. Lindsay is surprisingly honest in an interview she does and discusses personal matters. Why now? Because LiLo still loves Samantha Ronson and they could get back together.

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More pictures of Lindsay after the gasp…

Lindsay doesn’t talk much about the people in her life, unless she is laying blame on them for something, right?  This time she is…and supposedly her and Samantha aren’t fighting. From People Magazine:

Kim Kardashian BUSTED! Kim was driving in LA when the cops decided she should probably have a license plate on her car. Duh! Kim’s co-passenger thought it was funny too!

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More pictures of Kim after the ticket…

Kim seems to get pulled over a lot, for stupid little infractions. She doesn’t drive drunk – thank God – or speed, but she forgets things. Like licenses. According to Zimbio: