Lindsay Lohan barged into London this week and brought a healthy dose of excitement with her. While we suspect that paparazzi eagle-eye Lohan and her crowd, the stories that follow the next day are nothing short of hilarious. This time around, Lohan and kid sister Ali were throwing cigarettes at the help, partying until 4:30 am and got locked out of their hotel.

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more Lindsay after the hop…

The Daily Mirror was around for the debaucherous fun:

Angelina Jolie may have had a mini face-lift or Botox, say some doctors who analyzed a picture of her. Hollywoodlife.com recently launched an investigation on Angelina Jolie‘s face where the skin looked pulled on her neckline. Quite frankly, our Sherlock Holmes eyes rated it as a blurry picture and perhaps a strain of hair distoring things, but usmagazine.com thinks not.

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more Angelina Jolie after the hop…

The magazine chased down some doctors who said:

Paris Hilton hearts her birthday lunch. Paris donned her best post-Valentine’s Day heart skirt and went to The ivy for lunch on her birthday. Did Doug propose to Paris?

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More pictures of Paris after the appetizer…

Is Doug winking because everybody is asking him what he got paris for her birthday? Maybe…or it could just be sun glare!

Julia Mancuso is known for her tiara as much as she is her awesome skiing ability. Why does Julia wear a tiara after she skis anyway? Is it publicity for her underwear line? Well, not it might be, but she was wearing the tiara years before the underwear came about…

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More pictures of Julia after the skivvies…

Tiger Woods’ press conference is a security nightmare. Since Tiger’s presence is the hottest thing to happen this year, photographers will be crawling everywhere to get a glimpse of him. Supposedly there are no cameras allowed inside and only those invited will get entrance.

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More Tiger news after the jump…

The golf course where Tiger is speaking at 11 has a strict schedule for employees and it begins at 4:30 am!! From TMZ:

Mel B shaves part of her head. Is Mel trying to make a wild fashion statement? I hope she had a purpose to shaving her head, because the style doesn’t suit her! And appearing at the BRIT Awards doesn’t seem like a good enough reason to me!

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More pictures of Mel after the buzz…

Mel has been on the cutting edge of style and fashion, but the hair? It’s almost always been long for her. From the Daily Mail: