Tila Tequila bumps head and criticizes Angelina Jolie. One did not have to do with the other, except for the fact that Tila is still desperately looking for attention. Tila slammed Angelina on her Twitter before she fell off her chair and cracked her head. Too bad it did not knock some sense in to her.

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More pictures of Tila after the fall…

Elin Nordegren is too disgusted to see Tiger Woods. Elin went out alone on Saturday to celebrate a friend’s birthday and made it clear Tiger was not welcome. And the biggest lover’s holiday of all – Valentine’s Day – they spent apart with no contact whatsoever! Is she thinking about calling that divorce lawyer back?

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More Elin and Tiger news after the dial…

If Elin can forgive Tiger, it’s going to take awhile. Six weeks isn’t going to fix everything right away! From Radar:

Katie Price might be making Alex Reid get plastic surgery. Katie considers her new husband’s fighter look to be less than desirable if he wants to be a Hollywood actor. Alex has cauliflower ears from getting hit so many times and he has broken his nose twenty times. Is Katie making too many demands on her new groom though?

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More pictures of Katie after the demand…

Joslyn James says Tiger Woods got her pregnant twice. Now, this points to several things that may or may not be obvious – but all of which make Tiger and Joslyn look not so smart. Stupid, exactly.

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More news of Joslyn after the blab…

First, why would you admit you had an abortion to the public? Second, you weren’t smart enough to use protection again after a first scare? Third, why broadcast this information now, when Tiger is trying to repair his life? Money? From Radar Online:

Lindsay Vonn Olympic star does Sports Illustrated Swimsuit. Voon appears in a bikini on the Whistler Blackcomb for the Sports Illustrated annual swimsuit edition.

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more Lindsay Vonn after the jump…

Vonn is one of several Winter Olympic athletes featured in the SI swimsuit editon. The other athletes being featured by the publication are snowboarders Hannah TeterClair Bidez and ski aerialist Lacy Schnoor.

SI says Vonn had accepted the invitation to pose because of the way Sports Illustrated had portrayed other athletes including Maria Sharapova.

John Edwards marrying mistress Rielle Hunter. It took years for John to come clean about having an affair, then a few more to publicly claim his child with Rielle, so when will he announce that he really is marrying her? At their five year anniversary?

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More pictures of John after the cheat

John sure is a smooth operator…makes you have a lot of faith in the political system, even though he wasn’t elected. According to the Boston Herald: