A fourth woman has stepped forward and admitted to being Jesse James mistress. While we don’t know much about this one, high powered attorney Gloria Allred told the media today she is a “successful businesswoman and model” who Jesse James pursued ardently up until the time of the Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee scandal.

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Oh, SIGH. We don’t even really need to know anymore about this one. She’s probably a stripper or biker-ish model, with fake breasts and tattoos who pleasured James on his office couch. Zzz. We’ve heard it all by now.

Like all these women, Mystery Lady Number 4 has saved every single blessed e-mail, text and phone log and is ready to whip them out at a moment’s notice to prove she and Jesse were tortured lovers.

Please stop us if you’ve heard this one before, and future philanderers it’s time to invest in some sort of communication method that will spontaneously combust after its read. That is all.

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