Jessica Simpson doesn’t brush her teeth. See, this is what happens whenever Jessica Simpson has something to promote, we’re greeted with a rambling mess of bite-sized bits of TMI. This time — she doesn’t brush her teeth. Oh, Jess. (Shaking head).

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more Jessica after the hop…

On Thursday she showed up at iheartradio to yap about her newest project, VH1′s The Price of Beauty, and started divulging about her beauty routine (via usmagazine.com).

“I don’t brush my teeth,” she told i heartradio Thursday. “No, really!”"I just use Listerine — and sometimes I’ll use my sweater,” she claimed, bursting into laughter.

“I do brush every now and again, but my teeth are extremely powerful. Fine, maybe when I’m 60 I’ll all, “ow!”

Oh to be a fly on the wall when Papa Joe heard his creation tell the world she uses her sweater to clean her teeth. What next..what next. Perhaps she and John Mayer were meant for each other.

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