Jesus Luz says he’s already married to Madonna. Ooookay. I guess when you think that and are given a big enough allowance, anything is possible. What happened to Madonna saying she was never marrying again? I guess Jesus wasn’t listening.
More pictures of Madonna and Jesus after the ink…
Now all Jesus needs is a tattoo and it’s permanent, right? From Hollyscoop:
“I consider myself a married man. I have a family. At my age, my father was married, my mother gave birth to me when she was 15.”
Well, yeah, so that explains why Madonna is OLDER than your own mother. Is anyone else creeped out by the ages of the different players here? Madonna is older than Jesus‘ mother by at least ten years.
Photos: Bauer Griffin
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They really do have a weird relationship..anyways, maybe it’s not the allowence, maybe he feels married to her because it’s true deep love and she’s the fair princess he’s been waiting for all the time. Except in the meantime she’s gotten a bit old..mature..experienced :D