Joslyn James released some raunchy texts that were supposedly from Tiger Woods last night. And oiy….are they baaaad news for Tiger. And then for Joslyn too. To refresh your memory Joslyn is the porn star, one of Tiger’s alleged mistresses.
More pictures of Joslyn after the smack…
Joslyn was the one suing the golf ball manufacturer because it encouraged violence by women for hitting her image on a golf ball. But the things Tiger said in the texts were waaaaay worse! Warning: they are very raunchy! Joslyn decided to share the text messages with the world at sextingjoslynjames.com. Here we have picked our the very juicy ones for you. (insert vomit here)
Topics: threesomes, golden showers, choking! Wow, I had no idea what’s a golden shower until I Googled it, the power of the Internet. Ewww!
Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:
Then im going to tell you to shut the F##k up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise
Tiger:Sent: 04:21 PM 08/29/2009:
Where do you want to be bitten
Tiger:Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009:
Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don’t do it right i will slap, spank, bite and f##k you till mercy
Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
You are my f##king wh#re
Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Have you ever had a golden shower done to you
Tiger:Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009:
Just morbid curiosity
The last message was dated October 4, 2009: “Don’t f**king talk to me. You almost just ruined my life. If my agent and these guys had seen you … F**k.”
So what was Tiger allegedly so mad about? A source tells TMZ, a frustrated Joslyn went to Tiger’s hotel room the next morning and stayed there as Tiger entertained investors from Dubai. When he returned to the room, she was still in the room.
And why doesn’t anyone tell her that wig is awful! Wouldn’t it be nice if Joslyn would post her own text messages which she sent to our golfing great? That way we can get all grossed out even faster, youthink?
Photos: Bauer Griffin
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