Lindsay Lohan is a terrible DJ. Lindsay Lohan somehow scored some DJ gig in London and stunk up the entire joint. Poor LiLo, she can’t do anything right. Whether it be spinning records, being a “creative” visionary for a fashion line or playing a stripper in a movie, everyone just wants to throw rocks at poor Lohan.

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Sad face. Anyway, Radar reported that she seemed incoherent and wasted, so that could explain why she just couldn’t figure out how to get everything to work.

“The source says that Lindsay‘s “awful song choices and lack of experience” created a danger of clearing the room out. “It was really embarrassing to watch,” the eyewitness says. “You could tell she didn’t didn’t know what she was doing. The source says that Lindsay was struggling so much that she was even forced to finish her set early, and furthermore, “Lindsay constantly had a drink in her hand the whole time she was playing.”

Eh. Alls well that blacks out well. Hopefully she just continued on her drunken path, passed out and woke up without any memory of said events.

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