Madonna doesn’t want Jesus Luz hanging out with Lindsay Lohan. Hm. Guess Her Madgesty has got a slight case of green-eyes toward La Lohan. Who would’ve thought? She’ll be damned if her Jesus is stolen away by that “milkaholic” oops, that’s a bad joke.

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According to The Mirror, Jesus Luz showed up to spin records (since he’s a big, bad DJ now) in Paris and was told to stay away from Lindsay. Madonna even went so far as to make sure they weren’t physically in the same space.

Lindsay got her people to phone the club to try and hang out with him. She knew he was hosting a night there with Alicia Keys and her boyfriend Swiss Beatz. “But when Madge‘s people got wind of it they put a block on it. Jesus wasn’t one to argue, he didn’t want to upset Madonna and was just there to work. LiLo had to make do with a night in her hotel.”

Photos: Bauer Griffin

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