Michael Lohan had a heart attack on Tuesday, but that didn’t stop him from talking to gossip reporters from his hospital bed. While Lohan sat in bed awaiting an angioplasty surgery he managed to find some time to talk to Radar about — guess who! — Lindsay!

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more Michael after the hop…

While he didn’t say anything scathing about her or his ex-wife Dina, he did relay a text message she left him after learning of his ailment.

Actress Rebecca Hall broke up the marriage between Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes. Now this is surprising only because we were certain the Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes break-up would fly under the radar without some trashy tabloid story. Can’t two people just grow apart? Apparently not. Sam had grown fond of another woman, naturally.

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more Kate, Sam and Rebecca after the hop…

According to The Daily Mail, Mendes was bored in the marriage and acquired a case of roaming eyes:

Demi Moore would like to be called a puma not a cougar. Forty-seven year-old Demi Moore famously married 32-year-old Ashton Kutcher and since then the media has had a field day calling her a “cougar.” Of course, nothing could be closer to the truth. Demi Moore is the epitome of an elegant feline who successfully snatches away her bright, shiny prey.

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more Ashton and Demi after the hop…

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush appear to be done. Again. There was a bit of drama after the Super Bowl between the two, and rumors have swirled since that that was the beginning of the end for Kim and Reggie.

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More pictures of Kim after the dump…

It’s not a secret Kim seeks out cameras, it’s just a secret that Reggie hated it. Not anymore. From Bossip:

David Beckham flew to Finland soon after his injury and had surgery on it. He left Finland after just two days and headed to an undisclosed location via private jet.

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More pictures of David and Victoria after the flight…

David looked to be in pain and a lot annoyed by photographers. From the Washington Post:

David Beckham and his wife Victoria left Finland on a private jet Wednesday, two days after the former England captain had surgery for a torn Achilles’ tendon.

Tiger Woods causes the price of Master’s tickets to skyrocket. So, Tiger really is good for the game of golf…if you are a scalper! Tickets that normally sell for $200 to see the golfers are now listed on auction sites and resellers for over $1,500!

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More Tiger news after the swing…

Elin has said she isn’t going, but you know the media will be waiting for Tiger! From Monsters and Critics: