Madonna doesn’t want Jesus Luz hanging out with Lindsay Lohan. Hm. Guess Her Madgesty has got a slight case of green-eyes toward La Lohan. Who would’ve thought? She’ll be damned if her Jesus is stolen away by that “milkaholic” oops, that’s a bad joke.
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According to The Mirror, Jesus Luz showed up to spin records (since he’s a big, bad DJ now) in Paris and was told to stay away from Lindsay. Madonna even went so far as to make sure they weren’t physically in the same space.
Gabourey Sidibe was offered a year long subscription to weight loss pills. The company, AssaiSupply.com, issued her a letter saying they were worried about her health and that she ought to consider weighloss for that reason alone, not her image. However, they did add in a snarky comment alluding to the fact that she’d need to lose weight in order to win an Oscar.
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As Popeater.com reports:
Rielle Hunter was grossed out by the GQ photos used in the April issue feature story. Rielle Hunter posed for GQ and opened up about her illicit affair with John Edwards (“Johnny“). To be quite frank, the interview was repulsing in and of itself and, yes, the somewhat porno-light pictures didn’t do the feature any favors. But surely she knew she was posing pantless with children’s toys.
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She told Barbara Walters (via People.com):
Kate Winslet and her director husband Sam Mendes have split. Kate and Sam were married seven years before parting ways amicably earlier this year. The two worked together most recently in Revolutionary Road where Winslet co-starred with Leonardo DiCaprio and Mendes directed the two through the trials and tribulations of marriage.
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The pair’s lawyer released this statement:
Jesus Luz says he’s already married to Madonna. Ooookay. I guess when you think that and are given a big enough allowance, anything is possible. What happened to Madonna saying she was never marrying again? I guess Jesus wasn’t listening.
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Now all Jesus needs is a tattoo and it’s permanent, right? From Hollyscoop:
“I consider myself a married man. I have a family. At my age, my father was married, my mother gave birth to me when she was 15.”
Cheryl Cole gave up on marriage counseling and hired Prince Charles’ divorce lawyer. Cheryl had decided last week to give cheating husband Ashley Cole a chance to say his piece in counseling, but it didn’t last. She’s done and lawyered up.
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Cheryl’s career is going well, with TV shows, Girls Aloud and a potential move to the US. The US would welcome her with open arms. What more do we love than a tragic, beautiful woman done wrong story? From Monsters and Critics:
