Lady Gaga claims she is celibate now. Lady Gaga also claimed she was a bisexual in the past, so it seemed like she would have a busy and active sex life…but she claims otherwise!

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Lady Gaga claims she is quite boring. In fact, downright dowdy. Ha! I don’t think so. From People Magazine:

Naomi Campbell allegedly punched her driver. Her driver told police that Campbell slapped and punched him while he was driving her around New York City on Tuesday afternoon.

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The driver told police that Campbell became enraged with him and started hitting him from the back seat. Ouch! He stopped the car in midtown Manhattan to call 911 and he claims that Naomi jumped out of the car and left.

Tiger Woods returned to his Florida home from rehab. Tiger and Elin had a vacation away, but it was really family therapy for Tiger’s actions. Tiger is now working on getting himself back in to the game of golf.

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Tiger might have returned, but it was alone. Elin refused to move in with him, so they still maintain two households. From Hollyscoop:

Lindsay Lohan saw rehab as a vacation and plans to pen a tell-all about her crazy life. Lindsay has been in rehab three times and its pretty safe to assume the time away hasn’t really altered her behavior too much. Granted, she’s only 23 and has plenty of time to wise-up and be an adult, and then again she’s only 23 — so why is she writing a book?

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Robert Pattinson and Emilie de Raven were on The View today and Pattinson was forced to explain his vagina allergy comment from Details magazine. Ah, poor RobPatz. To make matters even more embarrassing, his mother was in the studio audience. Regardless, he was a good sport and suffered through the hens and their Q and A.

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Jessica Simpson will reveal on The Oprah Winfrey Show Wednesday that she’s angry at John Mayer. John Mayer told Playboy (and the world) that Jessica was fantastic in bed and compared her sex skills to crack cocaine and a “sexual napalm.” While there are certainly worse things he could have said about Jessica, knowing her overbearing minister father it was probably a poor judgment call on Mayer‘s part.

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