Jessica Simpson only brushes her teeth three times a week. Jessica Simpson was on The Ellen DeGeneres show and opened up to the talk show host about her questionable toothbrush habits. I sort of think Jessica gets off on saying disgusting things because she knows it gets her press. Quite frankly. Who only brushes their teeth three times a week?

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Anyway, J. Simp is promoting her VH-1 show Price of Beauty, and obviously feels like she can let it all hang out now. Anything to make her seem more “relateable.”

“Because my teeth are so white and I don’t like them to feel too slippery but I do use Listerine and I do floss everyday,” she explains. “But I don’t brush them every day.”

“My lips just slide all over the place….I can’t catch up with my mouth,” she continues. “I need a little coating….”

Instead, she’ll “use a shirt or something” to scrub her chompers clean.

Huh? What do white, slippery teeth have to do with brushing? This is the most insane thing I’ve ever heard, but hey, at least she flosses and uses Listerine.

Any dentists want to weigh in?

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