Larry King and wife Shawn Southwick may not divorce. After a messy week where Shawn allegedly and tearfully found out Larry slept with her sister, lawyers have stepped forward now and say there’s a 50/50 chance the divorce won’t happen. Yeah. Odd. Very odd, after a week of mansions, pre-nups, millions, kids custody and allegations.

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Monique’s brother appeared on the Oprah Winfrey Show and admitted to sexually abusing Monique when they were children. Monique has often talked about a “monster” from her past, and how she channeled those experiences into her Oscar-winning role in Precious, where she ironically played an abuser herself.

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Monique‘s brother, Gerald Imes, who spent 12 years behind bars for abusing other victims, told Oprah he was sorry and that he too was a victim of abuse. From Popeater.com:

The Jersey Shore has started a feud with Alyssa Milano due to her negative review of the show. Alyssa — who herself is an Italian American — told reporters last December that she was not at all impressed with the guidos and guidettes that litter the series. In fact, she was ardently against it and said she refused to watch.

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Sharon Osbourne plans to recycle her old breast implants and use them as paper weights. Sharon Osbourne has always had a reputation for being eccentric, but Ozzy‘s long suffering wife has officially topped even herself. Although she doesn’t show them off like Heidi Montag (which is a good thing!) Sharon Osbourne has 34DD breast implants.

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 Kesha seemed wasted on Saturday Night Live. Did you happen to see either of Kesha’s performances? After slamming so many other artists for their lack of ability and talent, you’d think she would have stepped up her own performance a bit!

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 Maybe this disaster on Saturday Night Live will make her keep a low profile for awhile! She’s dissed Justin Bieber, Britney Spears and who else? From celebitchy:

Rumer Willis might be engaged. Rumer was supposedly asked by long time boyfriend Micah Alberti and she said yes. If that’s true, than the Willis/Kutcher families are great secret keepers!

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Rumer has been dating Micah for some time, so it could be a possibility. According to Starpulse:

Demi Moore and Bruce Willis are preparing to welcome a son into their family – the couple’s actress daughter Rumer is reportedly engaged.