Katy Perry told reporters she thinks her and boyfriend Russell Brand are the new Brangelina. Oh, sigh. And it begins. I forget (probably because I don’t care) but Katy Perry and Russell Brand co-starred in Get Him To The Greek, where they fell in love and blah blah.

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more Russell and Katy after the hop…

While doing promotion Katy opened her big mouth and said:

British supermodel Rosie Huntington-Whiteley will replace Megan Fox in the third installment of Transformers. Ever since the powers-that-be told the press that Megan Fox was no longer involved in the franchise, bloggers have speculated which pretty young thing should take her place.

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more Rosie after the hop…

It’s been rumored that director Michael Bay is notoriously critical when it comes to women and their looks, so it’s no wonder he chose a woman with super human proportions.

Tila Tequila admits her reason for joining Celebrity Rehab is ambien. Tila Tequila announced she would star on the VH-1 show and everyone just assumed she was doing it for more publicity. Tila Tequila has never met a camera she doesn’t like, and a new reality show seems right up her alley.

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more Tila after the hop…

Well, as it turns out, Tila is harboring a nasty little addiction to Ambien. Remember all those crazy tweets she left after the death of her faux-wife Casey Johnson? All the products of one long Ambien ride.

Tom Cruise explained in the latest issue of Esquire what possessed him to couch jump on The Oprah Winfrey Show in 2005. Five years ago almost exactly, Tom and Katie were a hot new item and Oprah made the mistake of asking him about her.

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more Tom after the hop…

Tom acted like a maniacal fool, jumping on Oprah‘s couch and yapping about how happy and in love he is. It was theatrical to say the least. The reporter who interviewed Cruise asked why he acted like such a loon. His response:

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Lauren Conrad’s Style book is getting slammed. People in the fashion industry give Lauren props for trying, but sadly, say she misses the mark. The entire bullseye, apparently.

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She misses the mark because she didn’t write the book! Now, Lauren can’t be blamed for that, because most Hollywood types hire ghostwriters for their books, she was just following suit.