Caption of the Day (lame?)

Miley Cyrus isn’t going to College

Elin Nordegren is looking for $750 million in Tiger Woods divorce

Lindsay Lohan ordered to wear alcohol detection bracelet, is her life over?

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Hot girls wearing jerseys

Mischa Barton in a dress for Rosa Clara Wedding

Jenna Bentley kisses by the beach

Holly Valance attends The Caudwell Children Butterfly Ball

Jesse James home for sale

photo: Bauer Griffin

Friends are worrying that Heidi Montag is suicidal. Heidi didn’t have the greatest winter, with having ten plastic surgeries and the surrounding uproar she wasn’t expecting about it. And then there’s the part of her family’s lack of approval as well.

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More pictures of Heidi after the knife…

Heidi’s mom wasn’t happy about the surgery. Millions of fans didn’t like the surgery. Even Heidi’s co-stars are thrilled with what she did and how it has left her.

Christina Aguilera cancels her summer tour. Christina was set to perform in the US, Canada and even in Mexico, but a little thing like lagging ticket sales has kept her from wanting to tour. Her people won’t admit it, but it appears that may be the underlying reason behind the cancellation excuse.

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More pictures of Christina after the snag…

I guess these stars like to have a lot of fans packed in to stadiums to make it worth their time!

Joe Jonas dumped Demi Lovato by phone. And the worst part? Joe didn’t even have the balls to do it himself – he had his dad make the phone call. So, if you are out there and start dating Joe, you might not want to answer his phone calls!

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More pictures of Joe and Demi after the call…

Reggie Bush might want to reconcile with Kim Kardashian…again. Reggie made the surprising comments while he was on the red carpet – alone – and asked about Kim. Did he say that because he wants to reconcile or is there something in the works already?

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More pictures of Kim and Reggie after the split…

Kim and Reggie split back in February, once the Super Bowl was over. Why would he want to get back together now?

Kevin Jonas and his wife Danielle sleep in different beds. That doesn’t sound too good for the newlyweds, who haven’t even been married six months! What could possibly make Kevin and Danielle want to sleep apart?

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More pictures of Kevin and Danielle after the snore…

His snoring! It isn’t necessarily by choice, but Danielle will go to a guest bedroom in order to avoid the noise!