Lindsay Lohan is headed to jail when sh returns from Cannes. Yup. It happened. Lindsay Lohan is jail bound, folks. Yesterday we reported that Lindsay “lost” her passport, and because of this was unable to fly him to Los Angeles today for her court hearing regarding her alcohol classes she must complete in accordance with her 2007 DUI.

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more Lindsay after the hop…

Michael Lohan offered to pay for Dina Lohan’s support. Michael wanted Dina to be in attendance of the court hearing today – even though Lindsay will be a no-show herself – to prove they support their daughter.

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More pictures of Michael after the try…

Why would Michael offer to pay for her ticket, when he can’t even pay the child support?

Michael Lohan is desperate for ex-wife Dina to attend daughter Lindsay’s court case.

Courtney Love now claims to have had a lesbian affair with Kate Moss! Courtney better look out who she talks smack about, because I bet Kate could kick her a$$ if this isn’t true. Why is Courtney coming out with all of this now?

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More pictures of Kate after the smooch…

Oh, Courtney must be publicizing something! Why else would you continue to name celebrities who have a lot of money to spend on lawyers and suing you – as co-conspirators in something?

Jesse James is giving his first post affair scandal interview next week. Jesse’s interview will air on Nightline on May 25 to give his version of the events that happened, leading up to the demise of his marriage to Sandra Bullock. Do we really care?

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More pictures of Jesse after the oops…

Jesse has given a statement about his breakup with Sandra, but little else. Now Parade Magazine says he will go in depth and discuss his feelings in an attempt to get rid of the Most Hated tag he got stuck with.

Kendra Wilkinson wants another baby to save her mariage. News coming from sources are varied on what’s going on after Kendra’s sex tape bombshell – but it sounds like all is not well in paradise between her and hubby Hank Baskett.

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More pictures of Kendra after the oops…

Why would Kendra think a baby could save her marriage? Only the elimination of the sex tape scandal can do that!

Miley Cyrus’ jewelry line is toxic and recalled. Miley just isn’t having good luck these days! First she is told to sex it down a lot in order to appears on DWTS, then one of her exclusive product lines at Wal Mart is in trouble!

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More pictures of Miley after the recall…

Miley might want to follow how Taylor Swift is behaving and not Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan. They don’t have the best track record!