Alexis Neiers is a thief

Audrina Patridge dumps Ryan Cabrera!

Megan Fox in Allure magazine

Amy Winehouse goes out for a drink, ends up in hospital again

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Miranda Kerr gets sexy for the folks at GQ

87 year old woman arrested for selling crack!!

Chloe Sevigny finally gets her own drag queen

Elisha Cuthbert in bikini

Rachel Uchitel to pose for Playboy magazine

photo: Pacific Coast News

Twilight co-stars Kellan Lutz and Ashley Green have finally settled on a $2 million paycheck for the upcoming Breaking Dawn flick. Lutz and Greene were reportedly holding out for more money but didn’t quite get what they wanted — which was between $2 and $4 million. Regardless, the two still got a pretty hefty pay raise from the first three movies. Sigh. Must be nice!

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more Ashley and Kellan after the hop…

Audrina Patridge dumped Ryan Cabrera. The C/D list relationship reached the end of the road last week when Audrina dumped Ryan due to his “partying ways.” Supposedly. I never cared about this couple to begin with and Audrina lost me at Justin Bobby, but for all you Hills fans here’s some dirt.

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more Ryan and Audrina after the hop…

Ryan Cabrera (who’s some singer-type, right?) was spotted out this past weekend with some brunette “grabbing her hands, whispering to her, smiling and… laughing.”

Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry are having custody difficulties when it comes to daughter Nahla. The pair split a few months ago, and since then sources say Berry is making it very difficult for Aubry to see Nahla. In fact, the model is considering filing for full time custody.

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In fact, the last few weeks have been the worst:

Lindsay Lohan has lost her passport and because of this may not make her court date tomorrow. Uh oh. How did I know something would prevent our Little Lohan from showing up for her big hearing? It’s off to the chokey for LiLo!

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more Lindsay Lohan after the hop…

Apparently, Lindsay was trying to be a good Alcohol Education student and attempted to board a plan last night so she could fly back to Los Angeles and attend some classes and make her court hearing. Unfortunately, she’s telling her lawyers that somebody stole her passport, thus making it impossible to leave Cannes. SIGH.

Peter Andre has the hots for Kim Kardashian, yes you heard me right, that Peter, Katie Price’s ex hubby. Andre spent the night partying with Kim at the World Music Awards in stylist Monte Carlo.

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more Peter and Kim hitting it off after the jump…

Peter joined celebrities including Paris Hilton, Jennifer Lopez, and Rachel Hunter at the swanky awards bash in Monaco. But sources say Andre only had eyes for Kim.