Kim Kardashian’s diet secret: windex. Kim has been holding out on people when she talks about her diet plans! Kim supposedly spilled the beans to Ryan Seacrest over the weekend.

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Kim says she uses Quick Trim, but she might be adding another bottle to her diet shelf! According to the Enquirer:

Matt Lauer is furious over “false” divorce reports, even though his mother in law confirmed it! Matt needs to get his wife and get their stories straight! Are they or are they not divorcing?

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More pictures of Matt after the split…

Matt was wearing his ring on the Today show this morning, so he must not know what’s going on either. From People Magazine:

Shia LaBeouf pulled a Megan Fox and slammed Transformers today. When asked what he thought of the second movie, LaBeouf had less then flattering things to say. He didn’t go so far as to call Bay “Hitler” (copyright: Megan Fox), but let’s just say he gave a less then glowing review.

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more Shia, Fox and Bay after the hop…

He told the AP that he wasn’t impressed with Michael Bay’s creation:

Heidi Montag called the cops on her mother. Sorry for the double Hills post (remember: it’s the last season, we can rest easy soon) but this story was just too ridiculous to pass up. So, apparently Heidi Montag called the cops on her mother earlier today. We reported yesterday that Speidi are living in filth and holed up in their disgusting apartment, and today Montag‘s mother, Darlene, made a house visit.

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more Heidi and Darlene after the hop…

Krisitn Cavallari got into a drunk fight over Brody Jenner last night in Hollywood. Ugh. What’s up with all this Brody Jenner love recently? From Avril Lavigne to Audrina to Kristin — is this guy really worth it? Short answer: no. But that doesn’t stop this crew tugs at him like he’s the last guy in Los Angeles.

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more Kristin and Brody after the hop…

Anyway, Kristin was drunk and showing her “mesh white underwear” when she noticed Brody flirting with a “gorgeous brunette.”

Jeremy Piven wants Jessica Simpson now. Of course, the bigger question should be who doesn’t Jeremy Piven want, but sources on the set of Entourage (where Jessica filmed a guest spot) say he was insanely flirtatious and staring at some of her more, er, memorable assets.

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more Jessica and Jeremy after the hop…

According to Us Weekly Jeremy Piven was acting like a dirty old man once Jessica entered the room. Try not to act too shocked.