Kim Kardashian wants to get into politcs. Oh, dear. In text that sounds lifted from a Funny or Die video, a source close to Kardashian say she was so inspired when attending the White House Correspondents Dinner that she’s thinking about a future career in congress.

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Now all of you naysayers who say this is silly seeing as Kim K. never even went to college. She’d like you to know that she’s very much qualified. Thankyouverymuch.
Why is Pamela Anderson always in white clothing that is a size to small for her? Besides The Dancing With the Stars outfits, Pam is usually wearing a white shirt, tight, almost see through and shorts that are very short. Why?

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Pam was at a PETA event over the weekend in her former bombshell uniform white shirt and shorts. Is it because it shows off her tan? From the Sun:
Halle Berry kicked Gabriel Aubry out months ago….according to sources. These claims come back sounding as quite defensive and from Halle’s team! They must be countering the claims that Halle was too old for Gabriel by getting a few licks in of their own!

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Rumors started that Gabriel was behind the split because Halle was too old for him. Her team says via People Magazine:
James Franco may have a substance problem. James showed up over the weekend with messy hair, bruises and dark circles under his eyes. Maybe he took his last movie role – in Pineapple Express – to heart!

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James usually plays a troubled character in movies, but in Pineapple Express, he was, well, he enjoyed some substances. James had played a wide role of characters – from villains to gay lovers, and he’s had a few druggie roles in there too. Has life imitated art or is James substance problem from a lack of the usual makeup covering imperfections? According to Fame:
Michael Lohan begins proceedings in order to get a conservatorship over Lindsay Lohan. While it worked for Jamie Spears and Britney, I’m not so sure Michael and Lindsay’s can be so successful.

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Lindsay has had a rocky relationship with her dad for years. Plus, Michael likes to spout to the media for attention. Jamie never did either. From Gather:
Michael Lohan starts conservatorship proceedings
Well he’s still at it.
Tiger Woods met with a high profile divorce attorney over the weekend. Maybe Tiger has come to the same realization Jesse James has with Sandra Bullock: it ain’t working! Better lawyer up before the funds run dry.

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Elin was supposedly pictured in Sweden over the weekend, while Tiger got to meet with attorneys to try and hash out some kind of deal I imagine. From Gather:


















