Lindsay Lohan will not be doing Celebrity Apprentice. Lindsay’s mom Dina said that The Donald himself asked Lindsay to be a part of his show, but Lindsay was too busy with her two upcoming movies and declined the offer.

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More pictures of Lindsay after the boot…

Why would Donald Trump want a strung out, in trouble young woman that can’t remember meetings?

Brooke Mueller is back to rehab per divorce agreement rules. Even though Brooke and Charlie Sheen have been denying a divorce, the papers found recently state they were both working on divorce details as they tried to get clean.

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More pictures of Brooke after the test…

Brooke gets physical custody of their twins if she gets help. Charlie gets visitation…when he won’t be in jail.

A source tells RadarOnline.com that Brooke, who has a crack addiction, is checking into a rehab facility for 30 days.

Snooki is hooking up with New Kids on the Block’s Jordan Knight. OK, at least Snooki is trying to hook up via Twitter and get together with the former teen heart throb. Can people from Boston and the Jersey Shore get along?

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More pictures of Snooki after the fist pump…

Seriously, Snooki. NKOTB? I guess she goes political and then she hits up 90s pop band stars. Whatever.

 Half of the Jersey Shore cast will be getting fired. The four popular ones are staying and the four who never appear in the footage are getting the boot, to be replaced by four who might ramp up the action and get the show bigger and better than it already is.

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More pictures of the gang after the fist pump…

Guess who is safe from the MTV chopping block? Why even bother keeping half of them?

Spencer Pratt attacks Lauren Bosworth in a Twitter rampage. Spencer kept hitting send and he talked smack about Heidi Montag, her parents and his costars, especially Lauren. How long did he tweet hate?

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More pictures of Lauren and Spencer after the tweet… 

A long time. Almost all day, actually. Spencer tweeted dozens of messages in a couple hours.

i pray to see @lo bosworthugly a$$ out in a club now that i can do whatever i want without feeling bad for heidi! lo your fu****! whore!

Cameron Diaz admits she isn’t dating Alex Rodriguez. Cameron opened up to the most recent issue of Playboy and actually came clean about her dating life. Which is very unlike Cameron Diaz, but perhaps A-Rod told her to put the kabosh on all these dating rumors.

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more Cameron after the hop…

So — first things first. Is she dating A-Rod?