There’s a royal baby denial from Kate Middleton and Prince William. It was rumored that the two were going to announce an engagement two weeks ago, but it didn’t happen. Since there’s no wedding to speculate over, it’s time to move on to the pregnancy card!

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More pictures of Kate and William after the stall…

I mean, these two have been dating for what, a dozen years already? OK, I know they are only 27 and 28, but geesh – 8 years together? Either you do or you don’t!

A new story in Star magazine claiming that William’s girlfriend of seven years is pregnant is “complete nonsense,” a palace spokeswoman tells PEOPLE.

The prince, 27, and Middleton, 28, have recently also had to dodge buzz that a royal wedding may be on the way.

The palaca has already weathered a bunch of scandals, what’s oneĀ  more at this point? Kate and William are well liked, so would anybody really care?

Photos: Bauer Griffin

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