Lindsay Lohan does NOT have a new lawyer. The Internet was abuzz with reports Lindsay had met with and hired Chicago lawyer Stuart Goldberg. He even came out and said he was repping Lindsay…until Saturday.

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More pctures of Lindsay after the check bounces…

It seems a little matter of money is keeping them apart.

Stuart V. Goldberg met with Lindsay, Dina and Ali on Friday night and it was a done deal, until he got a call over the weekend from Lindsay’s business manager, Lou Taylor, who said they just couldn’t afford him … this is all according to Goldberg’s camp.

But on the Lindsay side, it’s a whole other story. Let’s just say that even Dina and Lindsay decided Goldberg was … how do we say nicely … a little eccentric. How ’bout a license plate with letters that reveal the word, “Snake Charmer”

H,mmm, it sounds like Lindsay wanted a bit of free work in return for advertising of services. What do you think about the situation? How long can Lindsay lawyer shop anyway, she’s going to jail July 20?

Photos: Bauer Griffin

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