Robert Pattinson thinks Taylor Lautner looks super sexy in his spandex speedo. Not much fuss has been made about the maybe/maybe not romance between Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner. Why not, right? Kristen Stewart would be the perfect cover up!

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Anyway, a few hilarious quotes were culled from a British publication where RPattz says some, er, interesting things about shooting with Taylor Lauter.

The Dream apologized on his website for cheating on wife Christina Milian. Earlier this week, paparazzi cameras busted The Dream cheating on his wife while he frolicked on the beach with his assistant, Melissa. The two were touchy, feely and very much a couple. Shortly after the pictures hit the web, the couple issued a statement saying their marriage was done.

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Janet Jackson is in trouble with Peta. Janet Jackson is the new face for mink coat company Blackglama was shot smiling wearing a mink coat under the headline: What Becomes A Legend Most. Blaglama is known for its celebrity spokesman and black and white ads where the models are normally naked save fur.

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As it normally goes, Peta got their panties in a twist and released an angry statement about Jackson, completely throwing her under the bus for accepting the campaign.

Tila Tequila’s reps says she was never confirmed for Celebrity Rehab now. Suuuure. So that just means she was, and the dumping was not on her terms, so the spin cycle begins as to the whys. But didn’t Tila says she had an Ambien addiction she wanted to kick, which seemed like a show confirmation?

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However, Tila does look a bit more stable in her recent pictures. Her hair and her eye color is back to normal.

Tori Spelling is not anorexic but she is scared to fly. These revelations came out after Tori was spotted with her recovering husband Dean McDermott. Tori looked thin and frail, but she says she is eating.

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Tori has been rumored to have an eating disorder for over ten years now. Wouldn’t somebody do something if it was true?

Angelina says Jersey Shore taping conditions were awful. From the fights to the crowded rooms to the packed parties, Angelina says life on the show isn’t all that it is cracked up to be. For her, anyway.

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Well, it is kind of like frat life, so would you really expect anything different?