Lindsay Lohan fired back at Joan Rivers’ nasty tweets. Lindsay is off to the slammer for about a month starting July 20th, but that didn’t stop Joan Rivers from sharpening her claws and unleashing them on Lindsay. Joan wasn’t particularly funny — just your normal outdated Joan Rivers snarks, but LiLo was not amused.
more Lindsay Lohan after the hop…
Lindsay tweeted earlier today:
Robert Pattinson has lashed out at Courtney Love. Remember that little story awhile ago when there was talk of a Kurt Cobain biopic and it was rumored Courtney Love wanted Robert Pattinson to play Kurt? Yeah, well, it all turned out to be bunch of hooey, and C. Love was none too shy about telling the press that she doesn’t find RPattz hot enough to play Kurt.
more RPattz after the hop…
Kelly Bensimon now swears she isn’t crazy. Now we all know Kelly Bensimon (of Real Housewives of New York City fame) is a few crayons short of the box, but try telling her that! Further proof she’s delusional, Bensimon opened up to the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar about how she isn’t looney and not currently in therapy (but she probably should be).
more Kelly Bensimon after the hop…
Kelly Cray Cray said of her mental breakdown while with other housewives in St. John:
Lindsay Lohan is voluntarily backing off her pill problem. Gee, it only took getting thrown in jail to face the reality that there is a pill problem…but why stop now? It’s too late! Lindsay, you are already going to jail and unless you hire a new lawyer real quick, there won’t be time for an appeal!
More pictures of Lindsay after the drink…
I guess it isn’t too late to save herself…just her stint in jail is still gonna happen.
Dita von Teese’s hot new Perrier water ad is….hot! Dita gets down in her flesh colored dress and then decides to not drink the expensive bottled water, but pour it over herself.
More pictures of Dita after the sip…
Dita has a huge following, especially overseas where burlesque dancers aren’t so taboo. Why not add commercials to her growing resume.
Michael Jackson’s tomb is already vandalized. The area was supposed to be secure, but someone got close enough to use permanent marker and write a few love notes to the late pop singer. How did it happen?
More pictures of Michael’s grave area after the break…
I guess the family didn’t pay the security?
Michael Jackson’s grave vandalized in Glendale, California. Despite a heavy security presence near Jacko’s tomb, fans have been writing messages in discreet places along the main window of the King of Pop’s final resting place.
























