A Chicago women has filed a suit against Jersey Shore’s Snookie and JWOWW. According to the suit, the woman, Carrie Malec, was partying it up with some of the other Jersey Shore guidettes and got pummeled by the bite-sized Snooki and her companion JWOWW.

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more Snookie and JWOWW after the hop…

Carrie is suing Snooks and co. for $75, 000 and also releasing some legal wrath on MTV. In the suit she claims the network encourages the rabid behavior of its cast, accusing them of “running a criminal enterprise.”

Paris Hilton was busted for pot possession at the The World Cup. Paris has a sweet spot for marijuana and made the mistake of toting along some of her green to watch World Cup soccer today in South Africa.

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more Paris after the hop…

P. Hilt was watching Brazil vs. Netherlands in Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium when a cop smelled pot smoke from her area of the bleachers.

Elin Nordegren will walk away from her marriage with Tiger Woods with roughly $100 million! $100 million bucks, that’s A LOT of money!

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more Elin and her divorce settlement after the jump…

As one source with direct knowledge of the terms of the divorce tells TMZ, “She’ll be getting close to $100,000,000.”

Besides the $100 million, Elin will also be receiving child support according to the sources but we don’t know the specific amount yet.

Lindsay Lohan got punched in the face by Doug Reinhardt’s ex, who’s a cocktail waitress on her birthday earlier this morning. Lindsay turns 24 today and LiLo spent Thursday night partying at Voyeur, a hotspot in West Hollywood.

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more LiLo ‘s rough start for her birthday after the ouch…

LiLo tweeted early Friday morning, “A waitress just hit me,”  “Punched me for no reason.”

According to Us Weekly, the waitress is jealous of Lohan hanging out with Reinhardt..

Joe Francis is engaged to reporter Christina McLarty! The notorious “Girls Gone Wild” founder Joe Francis’ fiancee McLarty is a CBS 2 entertainment news reporter. You didn’t see this one coming did you?

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more Joe and his reporter fiancee after the jump…

McLarty is the niece of Bill Clinton’s former White House chief of staff Mack McLarty. McLarty worked as a TV reporter and correspondent in Dallas and in Little Rock, Arkansas where her family is originally from before moving to L.A.

Dean McDermott in ICU with collapsed lung

Elin Nordegren gets $750M to keep quiet!

Jaycee Dugard $20 Million settlement (Photos, Video)

Rihanna looks normal, but still with style

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Whitney Port totally knows how fatties feel

Britney Spears is being investigated for child abuse

Jimmy Kimmel clowns Chris Brown hard!

Hear another track from M.I.A.‘s new album: ‘Teqkilla’

Zac Hanson to be a father….again!

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