Taylor Momsen told the world last week she loves her vibrator, and now the moral right is enraged. Yeah, nobody saw this one coming — PREDICTABLE! Anyway, after Taylor told some reporter somewhere that she was sick and tired of guys and instead was in love with her vibrator, parents and religious folk have been shaking their heads.
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Dr. Bill Donohue, president of The Catholic League, said:
Lindsay Lohan is demanding a makeover before she leaves jail next week. Lindsay wants to look pretty for the cameras when she makes her walk of shame out of jail and alerted her stylists to be on call from Thursday through the weekend. We’re told our poor little Lohan hair extensions are ratty and hasn’t seen a makeup brush in weeks!
The night Lindsay is scheduled to get out, her stylist, makeup artist and hairdresser are scheduled to file into Lynwood and transform her back into the LiLo we know and love to hate.
George Clooney’s girlfriend is wrapped up in a cocaine scandal. Elisabetta Canalis has been reportedly hanging out with the wrong crowd and has just been implicated in a cocaine, hooker scandal that led to five people’s arrest. Ha. Knew she had some skeletons in her closet.
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As the story goes, Canalis was hanging about in a Milan nightclub where cocaine and hookers run rampant. A bunch of people were arrested and one of the prostitutes dropped Elisabetta‘s name.
Paris Hilton is scheduled to release a new album this fall. Paris tried a few years ago to be a pop star with a really horribly produced album and one moderately successful single, “Stars Are Blind” (I think was what it was called). Eventhough the debut flopped, Hilton is coming back for more.
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Indeed, Paris Hilton hopes to release another album in the fall. This time inspired by one of her pop music heroes, Kylie Minogue.
Jessica Simpson is in negotiations to become a judge on American Idol! Simpson has reportedly met with producer, creator Simon Fuller a few times and they think Simpson is a good fit.
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An insider tells Life & Style, “She’s met with producer-creator Simon Fuller several times,” “They like her — she’s a good fit — and she likes it. Now it’s just a question of how to fit her in.”
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