John Mayer isn’t dating Jennifer Aniston. Earlier this week it was reported that John Mayer had rekindled his love affair with Jennifer Aniston and the two were together once again. Of course we all shook our heads - Oh, Jennifer – but John Mayer would like us all to know that’s all a bunch of nonsense and he’s in a very committed relationship with his pornography.
more John Mayer after the hop…
Seriously. He said that. During a concert on Tuesday in Hollywood he told the crowd he was single and currently spending a lot of time with a certain brunette on his computer each morning. As a spectator in the crowd reported:
“I’m completely single,” Mayer told the crowd, addressing the ever-present rumors and speculation about his relationship status. He then went into TMI-territory, revealing that the only constant in his life is a morning ritual of watching Internet porn and searching for a specific brunette on RedTube. “That is the dirty truth,” he said, daring the press to write that story (well, here it is, John).”
Do you find John Mayer‘s antics refreshing and funny or just kind of annoying?
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