Jersey Shore cast gets no love from fellow New Jerseyans. A poll was sent out to residents – real residents with jobs, kids and mortgages – of New Jersey asking about how they felt about the show. The results might surprise you!

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More pictures of Pauly D and JWoww after the diss…

Snooki, Jwoww, The Situation and Pauly D get no love from the Jersey people.

Kevin Federline falls off the diet wagon. Kevin was doing pretty well on Celebrity Fit Club and had shed a bunch of weight – almost to his Britney era weight. It looks like it has come back though!

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More pictures of Kevin after the snack…

Kevin said he was depressed the last time when he ate and gained weight. What’s his excuse this time?

Kevin Jonas didn’t care for sex! Kevin, who famously with his brothers agreed to remain celibate until marriage, suggested he and his new wife Danielle were let down on their wedding night after the big O.

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More pictures of Kevin and Danielle after the O…

Kevin gave a quote to someone and it is now flying all over the Internet. How fast will he deny this!

Chris Brown gets an attaboy from his judge. Translation, Chris is doing well with his sentence and probation in regards to the Rihanna beatdown. That is good news for Chris’s fans, since his popularity might make a comeback now.

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More pictures of Chris after the jump…

Chris has kept a low profile – finally – after his court stint and trial appearances.

The Bachelorette Ali Fedotowsky wants to elope! Ali and fiance Roberto must not care about all the hoopla a TV wedding would create for them (or the network!) Can you imagine – a reality star who wants to skip a TV opportunity of a lifetime?

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More pictures of Ali after the vows…

Ali didn’t have any obligations on when or where to get married, but she could sure be a cash cow to TV if she wanted.

Lindsay Lohan court date for car chase up next. Lindsay just got over the court ordered jail time and rehab for breaking parole, so up next – the SUV chase incident. Lindsay has a few months though before she has to face that judge.

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More pictures of Lindsay after the ride…

Lindsay took an SUV with two guys in it for a high speed chase. They were probably OK with it until they realized they could sue her and get some money.