Jessica Simpson wishes she had a bigger butt and smaller breasts. Jessica Simpson is once again yapping to anyone who will listen about her body, and this time she’s claiming war on her physique that she swears is out of proportion. In Jessica Simpson‘s world her breasts are entirely too large and her butt too small. Oh, sigh.
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In fact, Jessica says she would go for a more medium-sized rack for everything to be more in proportion.
Kim Kardashian gets in a fender bender. How can one girl get in to so many mini-wrecks with that expensive car? Maybe Kim should hire herself a driver!
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Kim actually wasn’t even around! She was inside the store and the guy ahead of her bumped in to her vehicle. The driver didn’t look upset though – he must have wanted an autograph.
Jennifer Aniston wore a dull Switch premiere outfit. There is one sure fire way to kill the buzz going in to a movie – wear a boring dress and look like you didn’t even get your hair done. What was Aniston thinking?
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For someone who should generate some interest in her romantic comedies, Jennifer didn’t do it with her appearance. Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox…they all generate buzz with some hot dresses at least! Jennifer only complains about the title of her movie!
Kim Kardashian disses Paris Hilton at club. See, Paris and Kim used to be BFFs, before Kim got really famous and Paris’ luster got tarnished. Paris and Kim both ended up at the two year anniversary party at Lavo in Vegas…and it was awkward.
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It appears the former BFFs didn’t even fake greet each other for cameras…not a nice word to say, so don’t say anything!
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have six months left. Heidi had the official divorce papers delivered to Spencer yesterday, after he signed more official papers last week. All of this means they have six months to wait and their divorce will be final.
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Heidi has been out of the public eye for weeks now, while Spencer has been growing a beard and looking…not so good.
Khloe Kardashian says a pregnancy is in God’s hands. Why do people care so much about Khloe’s uterus and what it does? Geez…give the newlyweds some privacy! Why do people care if Khloe is pregnant or not?
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Khloe and Lamar Odom haven’t even been married for one year, so what’s the big rush to have a baby?
“It’s in God’s hands, and let it happen when it happens,” she told People magazine.
