Paris Hilton says she’s a great cook. Now when you stop laughing, let’s discuss this seriously! Do you think Paris even knows what a kitchen is, besides a place in a restaurant?

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More pictures of Paris after the entree…

Paris is seen on vacations, going to clubs and leaving restaurants. When does she even have time to cook?

The blonde socialite – who never wears the same outfit twice – admits that she’s a “great cook”.

Lindsay Lohan’s rehab was changed because of a potential drug leak. A drug leak where fans could supply Lindsay with anything she wants. Somehow the judge learned of the potential problem and changed Lindsay from Morningside to UCLA rehab facilities.

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More pictures of Lindsay after the switcheroo…

Now, the rehab stint change could have been planned all along and it was only announced last minute to keep the press happy. How could fans get in and give Lindsay drugs, when her relatives and friends could not even see her?

Madonna’s kids might be normal. Madonna might be in Europe working, but her children Lourdes, Rocco, David and Grace were out having fun…carnival style!

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More pictures of Madonna’s kids after the elephant ear…

It’s almost surprising that Madonna allowed her children to go to one of these shindigs…with common people. What about all the restrictions they have with food? Maybe since she’s gone, they can play.

The Material Girl is illuminating the City of Light, where she’s shooting her latest film, “W.E.”

Alicia Keys married Swizz Beatz over the weekend. Now, how can you take someone seriously when they go by two names that are spelled wrong? Alicia and Swizz have been together for almost two years already!

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More pictures of Alicia after the vows…

Alicia is several months pregnant with their child. Supposedly, Alicia and Swizz were entangled in an affair when he left his current squeeze for Alicia. Whatever – they are hitched now!

Lindsay Lohan is going to rehab for meth and bipolar disorder. Somehow, the documents that were supposed to be kept quiet at the rehab facility Lindsay was going were already leaked. That would be troubling if you were one of Lindsay’s people.

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More pictures of Lindsay after the trip…

Lindsay is on her way to rehab, being let out of jail after just 13 days.

Is he the next Christian Audigier?

Blind Gossip: Reality Star desperate for acting job

American Idol fires Kara DioGuardi

Holly Madison bought buddy Angel Porrino breast implants

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George Clooney girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis cocaine scandal

Jessica Simpson kissing Eric Johnson (Photos)

Katy Perry buys Russell Brand a trip to space for birthday, let’s hope he stays there

Zac Efron and his friends have fun at a strip club in New York